Bombs Bursting in Air

I know your kind
Thinking you’re tough
With your truck testicles
dangling from the tow-ball
of your pickup.

Let me tell you something.
I wear those truck testicles
everywhere
don’t even have the luxury of taking them off.

So don’t piss me off
or I will explode
in a shiny metal orgasm
of American Industry.

And I’m done telling people
not to fuck with me.
And I have the most patriotic collection
of pornography.

Rockets glare
harder.
Eagles fly
faster.

Don’t tread on me,
don’t you tread…
Fuck it, tread on me,
tread on ME.
Oh god
bombs bursting in air
America

Are you ready
for that kind of commitment
to god and country
and power steering?

Are you ready
for that deep fuel injection
pulsing metal
leaving you breathless,
sweat drowned
and luminous?

Are you ready
for a Chrysler?

*-Sale price based on MSRP value of one soul,
with $1,000 supplier discount, $500 bonus cash.
Trade in soul must have a clean title and be in good working condition.
Offer subject to background check and full physical.
Final price does not include tax, title, and license fees.
Some restrictions apply.

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